Ant Breakfast

These 16 ants were so focused on their breakfast that they didn’t see me pick up this bright red juicy and a little bit rotten apple on which they were standing. They didn’t even move when I slowly turned the apple around. Only when I blew them away they slowly fell down on the grass one by one.

All of this happened this morning when I came out to do my pull-ups in the garden. It’s this time of the year when every morning I find more and more apples on the ground. This also meant I have to do more and more pull-ups in between of picking them up!

So I did my ladder 1-2-3-2-1 and then continued to do one pull-up once every two minutes. I’m pretty sure I did at least 4 additional pull-ups this way but then lost the count.

In case you’re wondering, there were no farts this morning while exercising! The gas wasn’t ready to come out as I haven’t had my breakfast yet…

But the ants already were having one. And I could only imagine what they were telling me:

“Hey, mister, want to join us eating this juicy apple?”

“Oh no, thanks! I’d rather not fart while exercising.”

“That’s OK. We’re in an open air.”

Or maybe angrier:

“Hey you one with the fitness gloves and not so big biceps! You bother us every day when you jump on those rings. That’s our lawn. And you’re not paying any rent! Good for you you’re so big. Otherwise our gang would pee on you with our acid!”